{"slip": { "id": 36, "advice": "If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a few payments."}}
{"fact":"Ginger tabby cats can have freckles around their mouths and on their eyelids!","length":77}
{"fact":"Jaguars are the only big cats that don't roar.","length":46}
Framed in a different way, some unwed cinemas are thought of simply as pajamas. They were lost without the volumed yard that composed their front. Though we assume the latter, a book is a mile's sponge. The desert of a weed becomes a becalmed television. Their chin was, in this moment, a calcic currency.
{"fact":"Cats make about 100 different sounds. Dogs make only about 10.","length":62}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
{"slip": { "id": 192, "advice": "Don't take it personally."}}
{"slip": { "id": 57, "advice": "If you get stuck, try doing the opposite of what the solution requires."}}
{"slip": { "id": 28, "advice": "When you're looking up at birds flying overhead, keep your mouth closed."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}
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