{"type":"general","setup":"Why did the math book look sad?","punchline":"Because it had too many problems.","id":422}
{"type":"general","setup":"What did the judge say to the dentist?","punchline":"Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth?","id":174}
{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Did you watch the new comic book movie?","punchline":"It was very graphic!","id":66}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call a fashionable lawn statue with an excellent sense of rhythmn?","punchline":"A metro-gnome","id":204}
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{"fact":"A cat can jump up to five times its own height in a single bound.","length":65}
{"fact":"Cats and kittens should be acquired in pairs whenever possible as cat families interact best in pairs.","length":102}
{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"How does a scientist freshen their breath?","punchline":"With experi-mints!","id":135}
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